Some Doug Wilson Quotes
Don’t you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus freak. You know, your long skirt isn’t long enough lady. I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles!
I can’t go to prison. There’s no sushi in prison. Unless you count dick!
I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.
Nancy, trust me, a bakery is impossible to run without drug money.
You think you’re better than me Botwin because your Van has no windows?
The best councilman you ever saw.
